Do you have a saxophone knocking at your heart?

Do you have a saxophone knocking at your heart?, originally uploaded by jon's camera.

You're my favorite javelin!

You're my favorite javelin!, originally uploaded by jon's camera.

Cotton candy...tobacco...same thing, right?

 

You're not giving scientists much credit in this alternate universe!

You're not giving scientists much credit in this alternate universe!, originally uploaded by jon's camera.

If E.T. were here right now, he would heal my finger!

If E.T. were here right now, he would heal my finger!, originally uploaded by jon's camera.

I could be a country music singer for total freaks!

I could be a country music singer for total freaks!, originally uploaded by jon's camera.

That would be scary if dogs had fingers!

dogs, originally uploaded by jon's camera.

Everything will be used against you in a court of love!

Everything will be used against you in a court of love!, originally uploaded by jon's camera.

Tell the peaches to call me back when they're soft!

peaches, originally uploaded by jon's camera.

You're an iJERK!

Dr. Mario pisses me off sometimes!

Dr. Mario pisses me off sometimes!, originally uploaded by jon's camera.

So, Jerry Lewis and Jerry Lee Lewis are two different people right?

Euphemisms don't suit me.

Euphemisms don't suit me., originally uploaded by jon's camera.

I'm tired of your lowdown gremlin ways!

Nooooooo!!!

I've found the solution to the Cheerios problem!

I think clumsy people invented ghosts!

 

That's what the late 60's and early 70's were all about: ripping off The Beatles!

My stomach just said, "You just ate some weird things."

My stomach just said, "You just ate some weird things.", originally uploaded by jon's camera.

Your life could be described by many Aerosmith songs.

Just because I'm writing a paper doesn't mean I can't dance!

If you took these crackers back in time, they'd be a luxury item!

crackers, originally uploaded by jon's camera.

If you're Paula Abdul, does that make me a cartoon cat?

paula abdul, originally uploaded by jon's camera.