I can wear pants tomorrow, no problem!

Didn't you know that meteorologists are hip?

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If you were Ice Cube you'd run this light!

Everybody wants their mind read!

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Werner Herzog doesn't hold your crap for you!

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Aren't you the dried bean fanatic?

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My body loves to hit you in the skull!

Look at the lumps on these twigs!

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Don't be careful with those knives!

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It's like eating a handful of eyelashes!

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If the honest football player says she's evil, she's EVIL!

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He came all the way from Guatemala!

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That's how people die!

Let me take this opportunity to make this yawn more exciting!

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As far as I'm concerned you don't have arms!

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I wouldn't even give this to a bum on the street!

I can be a detective of the nose!

This is how we eat dinner in my country!

I'm just Karate-Kidding you!

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I like the 1800's in GENERAL!

And when it throws up, I'll just laugh!

I'm gonna take the plant in the shower!

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There's blood in my sandwich!

Why are you talking like Mr. Miyagi?!

The bread can go anywhere it wants!

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I have great balance in the daytime!

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Well, it's 6 pm and the Cloud of Doom has arrived!

I LOVE rhetorical questions!

He looks like one of those non-famous Roman emperors!

Mother Teresa didn't do drugs in the 60's!

I'm gonna call you the fruit strangler!

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I feel like a human Spirograph!

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If I knew we were gonna come back this way I'd 've marked that poopwith a stick!

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I don't even GET airplanes!

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Whoa!

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You've GOT to let me dance!

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Anything you say to me, you are saying to the California Raisin!

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I'm never talking about nazis again!

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