I want you to live a long time, these pepperonis don't!

I want you to live a long time, these pepperonis don't!, originally uploaded by jon's camera.

You have no idea how much my happiness depends on egg nog...

You have no idea how much my happiness depends on egg nog..., originally uploaded by jon's camera.

I could make you like Billy Joel!

I could make you like Billy Joel!, originally uploaded by jon's camera.

Just because I'm not where I was when you saw me last, doesn't mean that you have the right to be scared!

Just because I'm not where I was when you saw me last, doesn't mean that you have the right to be scared!, originally uploaded by jon's camera.

It's a bird...It's a plane...It's rain!

It's a bird...It's a plane...It's rain!, originally uploaded by jon's camera.

My girlfriend fights like a 1920's style boxer.

My girlfriend fights like a 1920's style boxer., originally uploaded by jon's camera.

You've got to become a ninja so no one can see up your nose!

If you like the 80's, you at least have to like saxophones a little...