In a fair and just world all pajama-babies would get massages!

In a fair and just world all pajama-babies would get massages!, originally uploaded by jon's camera.

Rumplestiltskin was a bad dude!

Rumplestiltskin was a bad dude!, originally uploaded by jon's camera.

He thought he was safe with the hippies but little did he know he wasgoing home with regular spider-hating people!

He thought he was safe with the hippies but little did he know he was going home with regular spider-hating people!, originally uploaded by jon's camera.

I can't compete with a mythological cook!

I have an iPhone but I don't have a spoon!

iphone, originally uploaded by jon's camera.

What's for hungry?

hungry, originally uploaded by jon's camera.

Whoa...It's like a Batman knife!

Whoa...It's like a Batman knife!, originally uploaded by jon's camera.

I'm like a scuba-bug!

I'm like a scuba-bug!, originally uploaded by jon's camera.

I feel like I'm covered in Cheez Whiz!

I feel like I'm covered in Cheez Whiz!, originally uploaded by jon's camera.

I thought I was gonna see Vomit Part Two!

What would we do if I were a lumberjack?

You've got to watch out for that asterix!

I don't mime things twice for anybody!

I don't mime things twice for anybody!, originally uploaded by jon's camera.

Simon and Garfunkel is the new Blondie!

I've got to go internet...Please, let me go!